HANS GRUBER H&K P7M13

Hans Gruber H&K P7M13 Nickname Tee – Die Hard Villain Pistol Shirt

Yippee-ki-yay… motherf—… legend.

Hans Gruber didn’t just steal the show in Die Hard—he carried one of the most iconic (and underrated) pistols in movie history: the H&K P7M13. Gas-delayed blowback, squeeze-cocker safety, 13+1 capacity of 9mm, sleek German engineering, and that unmistakable squeeze-to-fire action. Gruber chose it for a reason: precision, control, and zero margin for error.

This shirt immortalizes the moment:

NICKNAME

HANS GRUBER

H&K P7M13

with a clean, detailed silhouette of the silver P7M13—black grip, exposed squeeze lever, pure 80s tactical elegance.

Perfect for Die Hard marathons, gun shows, range days, or whenever someone tries to say “it’s not a Christmas movie.” Wear it loud, wear it proud—because in Nakatomi Plaza or your safe, some pistols earn their nickname.

Key Features:

• Premium navy cotton—heavyweight, soft, built to last
• Unisex classic fit—true sizing, comfortable all day
• High-quality print that survives washes and holiday rewatches
• Sizes XS–3XL

Grab yours now. Because when Alexander Godunov’s Karl shows up, you’ll be ready—with style.

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Product: Comfort Colors C1717 Adult 6.1 oz. T-Shirt

• 6.1 oz.
• 100% ring-spun USA cotton
• Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
• Twill taped shoulder-to-shoulder
• Set-in sleeves
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• 1" ribbed collar with double-needle topstitched neckline